but good news! now I can tell you all about it!!!
my country has honored me and my (rather small) contributions to Mother Earth. The PM said because I was a "too great of a citizen", my greatness cannot be placed in the world anymore.
which is why I was given a piece of land on the moon!
the only problem was getting there. I can go to NASA and get on one of their rockets but since the last rocket I piloted went down because I forgot to pull the rocket's handbrake during landing, I was barred from flying them for the 3 years. I cannot wait that long. I want to see my new home on the moon!
I equipped my 4x4 with the baloons and the latest in jet rocket propultion technology and VOILA! here I am now!
sadly, my 4x4 ran out of fuel, so I cannot drive it down the cliff...~~sigh~~
I will grow crops on the moon and make the moon a better place than Earth.so, if you happen to use a telescope, try to find me on the moon ya?
p.s.: I think this will be my last entry because my space wifi modem will be running out of batteries soon!