I know you are surprised by my blog entry here. My last one was written whilst I was on the moon with my WiFi modem batteries getting low. I will share with you what happened and how I helped save the world (yet again).
One day whilst I was waiting for my tomatos to grow in my farm (on the moon, of course), I decided to waste some time by exploring the other side of the moon - the dark side.
Then to my horror, I stumbled upon this:
"Thank God my Leica camera runs on solar power!"
I ventured inside and was even more surprised to see these two huge robots exploring it.
I was astonished to find out that we were not alone in this universe. I summoned all my courage and approached the robots.
I introduced myself and the robot in red and blue was shocked to see me there. He finds it hard to believe that a man can live for so long on the moon all by himself.
The robot - Optimus Prime and the green robot, Ratchet, told me they are there to retrieve their long lost leader. Their leader is called Sentinel Prime.
After getting Sentinel Prime and some weird silinder things, they left. Optimus Prime offers me to come back to earth on his rocket because he is afraid the Decepticons (the bad robots) might harm me there.
I politely declined because if I leave, no one will take care of my tomatoes.
A few weeks passed... but my tomatoes are still not growing yet. I have not given up hope.
Whilst I was watering my tomatoes, without warning, what Optimus Prime warned me about happened.
The bad robots have been on the moon the whole time! And worse, some of them destroyed my tomato farm!
I was so angry. I hop in my trusty 4x4 (which no longer got stuck after some robot trips on it). Now I have another reason to get angry - they messed with my 4x4!
Did you see that? No one messes with my 4x4!
I followed them and drove my car through to where the nasty robots are heading. Right through the lightning and lights, I drove my 4x4.
Later on, I found out I was actually using Sentinel Prime's greatest invention - the Space Bridge.
The next thing I know, I was in Washington DC.
Yes, dear readers, you read that right. I was back on Earth again!
I managed to kill one robot even BEFORE my 4x4 even touched sweet earth soil.
I was only sure that I was in Washington when I saw the Washington Monument (circled above) - this is because I was the one who build this sculpture as a gift for America.
I was taken to the Autobots/NEST headquarters and I was personally briefed by Optimus Prime on what had just happened. After reading my stories on this blog (yes, the one you're reading now!), he humbly requested my assistance to help him defeat the Decepticons...
...which I accepted with a huge thumbs up!
Long story short, I helped the Autobots defeat the Decepticons. Best part is, my 4x4 doesn't even need to transform to a robot to kick ass!
The battle in Chicago took a lot of lives. But thanks to the Autobots and me, we managed to save the day for the rest of humanity.
Now... it's time for me to look for more adventures back here on Earth, with or without Optimus Prime!
But first, I want to plant my tomatoes again!
p.s. Saving the world is AWESOME!
