F4 AH WENG

WENG DRUMMER~YO~!!

WENGICIAN

Long before Harry Houdini and Harry Potter became famous, I was the magician who taught them magic. Furthermore, I started the Magician code of law which warrants all magician to wear black!

But enough of that, let me share with you how I started to dive into the world of magic. In the beginning, it all started as I was waking up in the morning. Being a 10 year old, I had an epiphany - I wanna be a magician! So, I downloaded magic tricks from my PC and upload it to my head, like in the Matrix movies. And in a few minutes, I'm a pro magician!

I performed for many people and made truckloads of money from my skills.

Until one fateful day....

My magic trick was performed using nothing more than a willing friend and an ordinary fridge. I performed in front of the Webley Stadium. For that trick, my friend was to get into the fridge, disappears and I will make him reappear again.

Sounds pretty straightforward, right? Halfway through the performance, I accidentally said the wrong magic word. The real magic word was "Abracadabra" but I said "Alamakbapak". Before I opened the fridge, I was so scared...dealing with magic is a serious thing. and when I opened it, my friend was gone! GONE!
I never saw him again. When I checked my spell book, I figured that I have sent him online. And chances are, he is still INSIDE the internet! It sounds unbelievable but when I did a research with some American scientists, they did find him but the problem is, they cannot get him out of the internet.

So, since that day, I quit from being a magician and took on other stuff.

p.s: to my friend, if you are reading this, I'm very sorry that I sent you in the internet....

WENG MILLI VA NILLI

THE ORIGINAL PAINTING OF MONALISA

The most famous painting in the world is definitely Leonardo da Vinci's Monalisa. The smile, the beauty and the feminism captures audiences all around the world.

Leo (my long deceased friend) got inspired to do the painting when we joked around one evening after having too much Italian wine. During that time, Leo saw my "sunshine" smile and that inspired him to capture it on canvas.

What you are about to see it the original masterpiece, untouched by history and time. I kept it under my basement all these years. Lo and behold! THE ORIGINAL MONALISA!!!!!

Nice huh?

FACT: Da Vinci took 10 years to finish this artistic magnum opus. The 10years are spent on capturing the smile - MY SMILE!

JOHN WENG

I enjoyed the experience during the acting time for the old cowboy films of MGM studio in the 1930s - 1970s. Working on movies such as "The Undefeated", "Circus World", "True Grit" and "Jet Pilot" among othersis a very good experience, especially if you don't know what you're doing.

YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!