Friday, August 15, 2008

WENGICIAN

Long before Harry Houdini and Harry Potter became famous, I was the magician who taught them magic. Furthermore, I started the Magician code of law which warrants all magician to wear black!

But enough of that, let me share with you how I started to dive into the world of magic. In the beginning, it all started as I was waking up in the morning. Being a 10 year old, I had an epiphany - I wanna be a magician! So, I downloaded magic tricks from my PC and upload it to my head, like in the Matrix movies. And in a few minutes, I'm a pro magician!

I performed for many people and made truckloads of money from my skills.

Until one fateful day....

My magic trick was performed using nothing more than a willing friend and an ordinary fridge. I performed in front of the Webley Stadium. For that trick, my friend was to get into the fridge, disappears and I will make him reappear again.
Sounds pretty straightforward, right? Halfway through the performance, I accidentally said the wrong magic word. The real magic word was "Abracadabra" but I said "Alamakbapak". Before I opened the fridge, I was so scared...dealing with magic is a serious thing. and when I opened it, my friend was gone! GONE!
I never saw him again. When I checked my spell book, I figured that I have sent him online. And chances are, he is still INSIDE the internet! It sounds unbelievable but when I did a research with some American scientists, they did find him but the problem is, they cannot get him out of the internet.

So, since that day, I quit from being a magician and took on other stuff.

p.s: to my friend, if you are reading this, I'm very sorry that I sent you in the internet....

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